I don’t know why I’m writing about this show.
I haven’t even watched it.
This might be a bad idea.
Let me continue nevertheless.
Okay so disclaimer?
This post isn’t meant to offend any fans.
I love these characters from your favourite show, I really do.
This post is just meant to be kinda funny.
Do keep in mind that I haven’t watched it, so my facts could be wrong. In fact, they’re probably definitely wrong.
At the end of this post if a Supernatural fan just creases his/ her eyebrows, purses their lips, stays silent for a minute and then says “Well… She’s not wrong“, I will have achieved my goal.
Why am I writing about it though?
Because OH MY GOD THE GIFS!
I love them and I’ve seen so many!
I often joke now that if and when I do get around to watching the show, it will simply be the gifs arranged in a particular order with sound added to this series of gifs that I’m watching:
Nothing new to watch!
Hats off to your fandom guys, you literally have a gif for everything!
(You have a gif for the prompt “donkeys” Wow!)
You’ve got a really strong gif game going!
Now let me try and summarise what I know about this show (never having watched it) and you tell me if I’ve got it wrong.
Dean and Sam Winchester are two orphan dudes- sorry 😥
Their parents are called John and Mary. Their mother died in a fire on the roof?
I’m guessing it was due to some supernatural reasons!
Dean and Sam hunt for things and save people and it’s “The Family Business”.
There’s a guy called Crowley and he’s an asshole and he’s badass but he’s nice at times.
Satan is actually really nice and people love him? (!!!)
There’s exorcism stuff. There’s a lot of salt stuff too.
Death is a person.
Dean Winchester loves pie- it’s like his #1 bae.
Dean grooved to Taylor Swift once.
He also loves Sammy a lot.
Sam’s hair is like the third main character on the show- if the endless discussions about it are anything to go by.
And not a bad thing at all, considering how good his hair is.
There’s this angel called Castiel.
Oh my God now CAS!
Let me tell you about him.
He is extremely cute and polite and sweet and like a cinnamon roll.
His introduction in the show made him sound very dangerous but it’s this cutie they’re talking about.
He has a brother called Gabriel.
Dean and Cas are in love but they aren’t out of the closet yet. But it is very obvious that they’re in love.
The SuperLock fandom is currently speculating what’ll come out first:
Sherlock Season 4 or Dean out of the closet?
And shit, I ship Destiel so hard and I’m not even in the fandom!
(I once dreamt about Destiel- HOW)
Gabriel and Sam are also in love. Their ship is called Sabriel. But I don’t know much about it.
As you can see, they’re all gay.
The only thing straight on this show is Sam’s hair.
There’s also a guy called Lucifer but I don’t remember much about him- I think he’s the same as the Satan guy, but I could be wrong.
Dean was a demon at one point. (Still is?)
There’s a Chevy Impala and Dean doesn’t let Sam drive it.
(How could I forget the Impala? The entire fandom is irrationally emotional about the car!)
I think that’s all I know.
Although that’s a lot to know about a show I’ve never ever watched.
Oh, and a new season comes out today!
So the Supernatural fandom is going to shine on Tumblr- just you wait for a few hours!! I’m so excited for all of you!!!
Hopefully I’ll watch the show soon- Yes, I am planning to.
It’s not like I have an option anymore.
Fandom is a brilliant concept.
There’s no such thing as, I’m only part of one fandom.
You just have to start with one, the others will suck you in.
It’s like the Mafia (Daniel Radcliffe said that, not me).
The mere fact that you’re a fangirl or a fanboy makes you susceptible to all the Fandoms in existence.
But especially beware the SuperWhoLock fandom. Those people are the most insane. With good reason- you really shouldn’t mess with them.
It’d do you well to keep that in mind!